Newton's Law
Today nothing's going right.
Today I wore these shoes.
And these pair of underwear.
The shoes are fucking killing me and the underwear crawl up my crotch. See, nothing is going right. Why in the fuck did I pick out these clothes this morning? Why did I forget the rule comfort before beauty? I'm hobbling like a cripple and if you think pulling underwear out of your butt isn't pretty try pulling it out of elsewhere.
PS
Go download Everything is Alright by Motion City Soundtrack
Oh please tell me that it's alright,
Everything is alright.
Give me a reason
to end this discussion,
To break with tradition,
Fall and divide.
Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks and airplanes, talking to strangers, waiting in lines.
I'm sick of these pills that make me sit still
Are you feeling fine?
Yes I feel just fine!
Tell me that it's alright,
Oh everything is alright.
Today I wore these shoes.
And these pair of underwear.
The shoes are fucking killing me and the underwear crawl up my crotch. See, nothing is going right. Why in the fuck did I pick out these clothes this morning? Why did I forget the rule comfort before beauty? I'm hobbling like a cripple and if you think pulling underwear out of your butt isn't pretty try pulling it out of elsewhere.
PS
Go download Everything is Alright by Motion City Soundtrack
Oh please tell me that it's alright,
Everything is alright.
Give me a reason
to end this discussion,
To break with tradition,
Fall and divide.
Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks and airplanes, talking to strangers, waiting in lines.
I'm sick of these pills that make me sit still
Are you feeling fine?
Yes I feel just fine!
Tell me that it's alright,
Oh everything is alright.
