Snow Sharks
Today I was presented with a real quandary.
Do I, or do I NOT, like Dire Straights?
hmm.
I dunno. Some of their songs suck ass. Luckily I put on some Tom Petty and forgot about the whole Dire Straights thing.
YAY.
What can I say, I'm feeling a little 90's today.
In other news. I'm on a diet. Which means,
I HAVEN'T HAD ANY ALCOHOL IN SEVEN GOD DAMNED FUCKING DAYS AND I THINK MY EYES ARE ABOUT TO BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heresalittlesecretyouaughtnottoknow
i will forgo food for beer
i will mow down a small child for beer
i will smile in your general direction and let you touch my hair for beer. i won't do much more than that though, unless you're hot. i have a germ phobia, which rules out most possibilities of sluttiness. even for beer. and trust me when i say not a day goes by that i don't regret this.
GAH
beer
