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Wednesday, November 30, 2005 

Breaking Up is Hard To Do

Me and my bank account are fighting.

I want it to give me more money and it's said no.

In order for it to give me money I have to give it money first.

Then it went on an on about this relationship being a two way street and in order to get more I would have to give more.

Well fuck! If I wanted relationship advice I would have called Dr. Phil!

fuck you Bank Account, I lied when I said I loved you, and frankly I've only been using you for the convenience and money.

I know, I know. We should break up right? Right.


The thing is, I've realized that I'm in a co-dependent relationship. Sure, it's bad, but where would I go? What would I do? I can't survive without my bank account. I CAN'T!!

oh god.

i have to go.

Bank Account is yelling about early withdrawal and being in a 'balanced' relationship.


Tell your bank account that the expected Return on Investment has not materialized and you are seeking a viable more energetic replacement...

oh yes. the ROI... I should use my finance knowledge for EVIL!

damn. why didn't i think of that?

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