Note:
To the young man I just rode in the elevator with,
As you get older you will realize that the amount of cologne you hose yourself down with in the morning does NOT equate to how much ass you get by the evening.
cough cough
T
PS
You're lucky I didn't throw up on you
As you get older you will realize that the amount of cologne you hose yourself down with in the morning does NOT equate to how much ass you get by the evening.
cough cough
T
PS
You're lucky I didn't throw up on you