The Ex Factor
Today I saw X and he was all, "Hey I have a restraining order! You're not supposed to be within fifty yards of me!"
So I said, "Oh yeah? Well I don't see anyone around. Prove it."
At which point he pulled out a camera and I conceded the point.
Sidenote: The next time someone asks me what my favorite movie is I'm telling them Glitter.
It's about time I admit that shit.
So I said, "Oh yeah? Well I don't see anyone around. Prove it."
At which point he pulled out a camera and I conceded the point.
Sidenote: The next time someone asks me what my favorite movie is I'm telling them Glitter.
It's about time I admit that shit.
