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Tuesday, September 13, 2005 

The Ex Factor

Today I saw X and he was all, "Hey I have a restraining order! You're not supposed to be within fifty yards of me!"

So I said, "Oh yeah? Well I don't see anyone around. Prove it."

At which point he pulled out a camera and I conceded the point.

Sidenote: The next time someone asks me what my favorite movie is I'm telling them Glitter.

It's about time I admit that shit.