Dirty Bird (Or other obscure movie quotes)
My hands feel dirty. All day it’s been bugging me. Since I woke up. Because it was bugging me last night.
And the day before.
And the week before that.
Fuck, I have the feeling that I need to wash my hands 24/7.
But I won’t do it.
That’s right, FUCK YOU OCD, YOU BASTARD!!!
I know your little game! First it’s, "Oh I’ll wash my hands so I can cook." Or "Oooh. I just took out the garbage, I should probably wash up"!
Before you know it I’m elbow deep in clorox scrubbing the third layer of my skin off.
Well, I sure showed you! I haven’t washed my hands in two weeks! Take that fucker!
And the day before.
And the week before that.
Fuck, I have the feeling that I need to wash my hands 24/7.
But I won’t do it.
That’s right, FUCK YOU OCD, YOU BASTARD!!!
I know your little game! First it’s, "Oh I’ll wash my hands so I can cook." Or "Oooh. I just took out the garbage, I should probably wash up"!
Before you know it I’m elbow deep in clorox scrubbing the third layer of my skin off.
Well, I sure showed you! I haven’t washed my hands in two weeks! Take that fucker!
