Breaking Up is Hard To Do
Me and my bank account are fighting.
I want it to give me more money and it's said no.
In order for it to give me money I have to give it money first.
Then it went on an on about this relationship being a two way street and in order to get more I would have to give more.
Well fuck! If I wanted relationship advice I would have called Dr. Phil!
fuck you Bank Account, I lied when I said I loved you, and frankly I've only been using you for the convenience and money.
I know, I know. We should break up right? Right.
But,
The thing is, I've realized that I'm in a co-dependent relationship. Sure, it's bad, but where would I go? What would I do? I can't survive without my bank account. I CAN'T!!
oh god.
i have to go.
Bank Account is yelling about early withdrawal and being in a 'balanced' relationship.
I want it to give me more money and it's said no.
In order for it to give me money I have to give it money first.
Then it went on an on about this relationship being a two way street and in order to get more I would have to give more.
Well fuck! If I wanted relationship advice I would have called Dr. Phil!
fuck you Bank Account, I lied when I said I loved you, and frankly I've only been using you for the convenience and money.
I know, I know. We should break up right? Right.
But,
The thing is, I've realized that I'm in a co-dependent relationship. Sure, it's bad, but where would I go? What would I do? I can't survive without my bank account. I CAN'T!!
oh god.
i have to go.
Bank Account is yelling about early withdrawal and being in a 'balanced' relationship.
Tell your bank account that the expected Return on Investment has not materialized and you are seeking a viable more energetic replacement...
Posted by
Mad Munkey |
8:34 AM
oh yes. the ROI... I should use my finance knowledge for EVIL!
damn. why didn't i think of that?
Posted by
TerraT |
12:56 PM