What's My Age Again?
For those of you not in the know, those of you not 'cool' enough, those of you I barely tolerate... wait. Who am I kidding. If I had better hygiene I'm sure I'd have more friends... but I don't. And I'm not willing to buy soap. So I'll settle for the few of you reading this.
Anywho... I'm 27, my sister is 10. Go figure, I was the 'oops' baby. And last weekend I called shotgun, raced my sister to the car, jumped on top of her and refused to move. Even when our mother started the car and started driving down the street. Which reminds me. She's psycho. The fucking door wasn't even closed!
She is so recklessly immature. Pfft.
