TerraT: Telling You What To Do Since 1979
Snippets of Conversation
"People piss me the fuck off. Don't they get it? I don't want to hear their stupid fucking opinions, I want them to shut up and do what I say."
*****
At the movie theater
Irishman: "Can I have a large popcorn?"
Me: "Small is fine."
Irishman: "What about chocolate malts?"
Me: "No."
Irishman: "Hotdog?"
Me: I don't even bother to respond. The look of death should be enough.
Irishman to stranger: "You're lucky, you have goobers. My girlfriend said no."
Stranger: "My girlfriend doesn't get a say."
Me: "No."
*****
Me to Miranda: "Okay, look at this... now, please." She pulls out paperwork obediently. "I like this, you do what I tell you to do, finally!"
Miranda (laughing): "That's the thing about you, you're bossy in a polite way."
Me: "It's so my minions don't revolt."
"People piss me the fuck off. Don't they get it? I don't want to hear their stupid fucking opinions, I want them to shut up and do what I say."
*****
At the movie theater
Irishman: "Can I have a large popcorn?"
Me: "Small is fine."
Irishman: "What about chocolate malts?"
Me: "No."
Irishman: "Hotdog?"
Me: I don't even bother to respond. The look of death should be enough.
Irishman to stranger: "You're lucky, you have goobers. My girlfriend said no."
Stranger: "My girlfriend doesn't get a say."
Me: "No."
*****
Me to Miranda: "Okay, look at this... now, please." She pulls out paperwork obediently. "I like this, you do what I tell you to do, finally!"
Miranda (laughing): "That's the thing about you, you're bossy in a polite way."
Me: "It's so my minions don't revolt."
