I Wish People Would Stop Poisoning Me
But not Alcohol. I love it when Alcohol poisons me. Good times are had by all and I get to 'accidentally' feel up hot EMT's. Although, it's anyone's guess if I'll remember the incident later. And, like I always say, if you blacked it out then it never happened.
Anyway, onwards and upwards.
I've been sick since Wednesday when someone had the audacity to poison me. I know this because I am perfect, my white blood cells are fearless, and I have a ton of enemies. No mere virus has the strength or fortitude to harm me! I'm making a list of all possible suspects... the list is quite long... and includes my parents, so. You know. Probably they'll have to make a movie out of this later since it will go down as one of histories great unsolved mysteries.
More proclamations of being god like later.
Anyway, onwards and upwards.
I've been sick since Wednesday when someone had the audacity to poison me. I know this because I am perfect, my white blood cells are fearless, and I have a ton of enemies. No mere virus has the strength or fortitude to harm me! I'm making a list of all possible suspects... the list is quite long... and includes my parents, so. You know. Probably they'll have to make a movie out of this later since it will go down as one of histories great unsolved mysteries.
More proclamations of being god like later.
