Note to: umm. All the Stupid Fucking People
FUCK YOU
Goddamnit, your stupidity pisses me the fuck off!!!
You bleeding heart IDIOTS!
COULD YOU STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING THAT MY DOG IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT INBRED HALFWITTS!!!!
jesus fucking CHRIST!
You'd think I had him chained to a hamster wheel that powered my engine! fucktards! Look, it's like, 50 degrees outside. Translation? Not hot! Not freezing!
What does this exactly mean?
The fucking dog is in no fucking danger whatsoever!
you fucking piece of trash morons.
OH
And also?
I left the fucking windows cracked!
AND, he's in a COVERED parking lot!
AND, he's only been there fifteen fucking minutes. If a dog can die within fifteen minutes in 50 degree weather in a covered car with the windows cracked then we better give a call in to mother nature and tell her that she's doing a fucking shit poor job of ensuring that anything survives the elements.
'Oh, he's shaking, he soooo cold.'
Um. Yeah. You stupid bitch, of COURSE he's shaking! He wants you to pet him! He wants you to let him out of the car! He's excited! He's a little non yappy dog!!! What do little non-yappy dogs under 20 pounds do? Lick you to motherfucking death!
GAWD
'oh he doesn't have any water'
Um. why in the FUCK would i put an open container of water in my car? so he can jump all over it? so he can get wet and knock all of the remaining water on the seat?
I know my dog. I know my dog will knock that water over before he drinks any of it.
Also, i know he had water this morning, this afternoon, and any other fucking time he wanted it when i walked out to the fucking car to check on him a million fucking times.
But mostly, mostly what i know is this: I FUCKING HATE YOU.
jesus fucking christ i cannot believe how asinine people can be and still manage to speak without making themselves throw up.
I would LOVE to watch someone puck from their own words!!
They say they are dog lovers, but any true dog lover would never talk such bullshit. Water in the car?? Die from 50 degrees? Shaking??
Damn, you gots some assholes in your district.
Posted by
Miss Sassy |
6:04 PM
No really, tell me how you really feel :)
Posted by
DrinkJack |
6:12 PM
i bet her name was gladys. or esther. probably cornelia.
Posted by
hedlund |
7:17 PM
I like posts about dogs and I like posts with lots of vulgarity. Good job!
Posted by
Dane |
11:37 AM
uhm. wow.
Posted by
grace |
4:43 PM