Chronicles of Madness

There's something that's been bugging me on and off for the last couple of years, but this week I've finally just had enough.

OK.

When I call you? Don't announce you're mother fucking name and then be surprised to hear my voice on the other line.

I have caller ID.

You have caller ID.

Even your stupid, tips a quarter, grandmother has caller ID.

SO STOP IT!

The next time I call, just say, "Hey Terra, what's up?"

retard.