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Sunday, May 22, 2005 

Cindy Is Such a Bad Influence. I Used To Be A Good Girl!

Look. I told CL to stop drinking... BUT NO.

Ok. Here are the things that did NOT happen last night. No matter what anyone tells you!

I did not drink too much.
I did not get drunk and kiss a girl.
I definately did NOT kiss TWO girls.
I did not walk up to a guy in a pink shirt and ask him how that was working out for him. THAT would be rude!
I did not ask Duckie if his momma does it like this. That's just sick you sick sick fuck.

However, I did drunk text JP... turns out he was drunk too. We laughed about that this morning. Well... um... not that I was drunk. Because I wasn't.


I Can't Help You Now - Look, I have two songs on my hard drive that don't have the name 'iTunes' tatooed to their asses, so suck it
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