Cindy Is Such a Bad Influence. I Used To Be A Good Girl!
Look. I told CL to stop drinking... BUT NO.
Ok. Here are the things that did NOT happen last night. No matter what anyone tells you!
I did not drink too much.
I did not get drunk and kiss a girl.
I definately did NOT kiss TWO girls.
I did not walk up to a guy in a pink shirt and ask him how that was working out for him. THAT would be rude!
I did not ask Duckie if his momma does it like this. That's just sick you sick sick fuck.
However, I did drunk text JP... turns out he was drunk too. We laughed about that this morning. Well... um... not that I was drunk. Because I wasn't.