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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 

She's Lost That Loving Feeling

Whatever happened to my love life with Cindy Lou? Lately she's gotten all clench-kneed and frigid on me. Perhaps she's being a tease? Yes, that must be it! I'm sure she just likes it rougher. And here I was being all nice nice. What a whore.


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