666 Day of the Motherfucking Devil
Things I did today:
Went to work
Ate some cookies
Talked to my mommy
Got invited to a lunch date by one cute boy
Got sent flowers by a different cute boy
Walked to lunch where I got two cat calls and three guys checking me out
Ate a sandwich
Walked back to work where two more guys checked me out
Remembered that I am hot, even when I eat those cookies that I shouldn't and only wear mascara and lipstick, telling the eyeshadow, foundation and liner to kiss my ass.
Now if only those two boys didn't live in the same fucking zip code my ass would feel a lot safer.
Went to work
Ate some cookies
Talked to my mommy
Got invited to a lunch date by one cute boy
Got sent flowers by a different cute boy
Walked to lunch where I got two cat calls and three guys checking me out
Ate a sandwich
Walked back to work where two more guys checked me out
Remembered that I am hot, even when I eat those cookies that I shouldn't and only wear mascara and lipstick, telling the eyeshadow, foundation and liner to kiss my ass.
Now if only those two boys didn't live in the same fucking zip code my ass would feel a lot safer.
