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Wednesday, August 03, 2005 

Sometimes I Rant, Sometimes You Read, Let's Strike a Compromise and Agree That I'm God

If I were a badly dressed socially challenged idiot, who deemed themselves to be smart while failing to maintain proper hygiene, I would cover my 1990 something import hatchback with bumper stickers sporting political bullshit statements that no one gives a crap about.

The first person I meet that says, I became a vegan after reading a bumper sticker, is going to be the first person I punch in the mouth with my keys facing outwards.