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Wednesday, April 20, 2005 

Why Won't He Pee All Over Roomies Clothes?

Hi mom. I'm lying all over your pink skirt... and you can't do shit about it.


I can get you a cat who will pee on everything your roomie owns. Everything.

crap... she moved out last night. But that woulda been sweet!

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