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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 

Moment Of Weakness

I wandered around in Target tonight avoiding my house and actually felt lonely for the first time since last year. That's right. I missed the roomie... you know, the one living in my house rent free.

Then I came to my senses and bought bleach for her shampoo bottle.

HA HA!!!!!!!!!!


Bleach in the coffee! Bleach in the coffee!

I would.. but she doesn't drink coffee! Dammit. But I do have friends that are hairstylists and so I am contemplating something dastardly for her hair products.

So beautifully evil!

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