Can You Tell Roomie How To Get To Sesame Street?
Because I called ahead and they're expecting her!
I told them she stole Cookie Monster's cookies and kicked Big Bird in the ass. Now they're all riled up screaming, "Don't fuck with puppets bitch!".
I told them she stole Cookie Monster's cookies and kicked Big Bird in the ass. Now they're all riled up screaming, "Don't fuck with puppets bitch!".
Wasn't today the deadline? Do you want to go over to the Brit tonight and talk shit about her?
Posted by Cindy-Lou | 5:43 PM
roommate troubles. that's why i lived with gay men. they're very nice to live with. and clean.
Posted by Blog ho | 6:25 PM
Oh, is THAT why, Blog Ho?
Posted by Cindy-Lou | 6:48 PM
Oh well *now* she's done it! I mean it's one thing to annoy Terra but another thing altogether to piss off Ernie...
Posted by SJ | 8:22 PM
CL: Yes the deadline has come and gone. I asked her last night, "so I need to ask about your moving situation" and she replied, "what do you need to know?".
HO: Gay men are the bomb. But let's face it, they'd constantly be checking my dates to see if they were 6-pack gays... If u know what I mean.
Ian: Roomie was last seen running towards Mr. Rogers neighborhood screaming, "Elmo.. NO!".
Ty: That is the burbs... after hours.
Posted by TerraT | 2:18 PM
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Posted by TerraT | 2:19 PM