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Monday, April 18, 2005 

Can You Tell Roomie How To Get To Sesame Street?

Because I called ahead and they're expecting her!



I told them she stole Cookie Monster's cookies and kicked Big Bird in the ass. Now they're all riled up screaming, "Don't fuck with puppets bitch!".

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Wasn't today the deadline? Do you want to go over to the Brit tonight and talk shit about her?

roommate troubles. that's why i lived with gay men. they're very nice to live with. and clean.

Oh, is THAT why, Blog Ho?

Oh well *now* she's done it! I mean it's one thing to annoy Terra but another thing altogether to piss off Ernie...

CL: Yes the deadline has come and gone. I asked her last night, "so I need to ask about your moving situation" and she replied, "what do you need to know?".

HO: Gay men are the bomb. But let's face it, they'd constantly be checking my dates to see if they were 6-pack gays... If u know what I mean.

Ian: Roomie was last seen running towards Mr. Rogers neighborhood screaming, "Elmo.. NO!".

Ty: That is the burbs... after hours.

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