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Thursday, April 14, 2005 

I'm Going To Stab Her Fucking Eyes Out and Make Her Eat Them... With Mustard



Hi! I'm Terra's Roomie!

Wanna hear a funny story? I moved in with Terra and then completely fucked her over! Ha ha. In fact I even almost got her evicted! But then she paid my half. Fuck. Oh well. Now I live in a great condo rent free! I am smrt. Reely smrt. She even said that she would let me out of the lease and help me move. Pfft. Fuck that. I mean, what if the new person actually makes me CLEAN up after myself? No fuckin way. She's sooooooooo stupid though! I told her that I was going to go sign the papers today saying that I would move out, BUT I DIDN'T! I waited for her to go to work (see how dumb she is? she actually goes to work) and then I split. Right now I'm just wandering around town looking for expensive crap to buy. Ha, I am so much smarter than her. She said she would help me move but I told her I had REAL friends to help me. Not stupid fake friends like her. My real friends even backed me up. Terra is such a bitch. I mean, c'mon, what's a little eviction between friends? REAL friends? That's right. Nothing. God she thinks she's so fucking smrt, with her degree and shit. Well if she's so smart why did she pay my rent this month? HA HA

Well, gotta go. I have lot's of guys... I mean stuff, to do.

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awesome.

p.s.

i stole your picture

You say your life isn't a sitcom, but it should be! You should write it, too, it'd be hilarious!

Ty- I looked like shit in the picture you stole... mostly cuz I was hella pissed when it was taken. Still... I find myself strangely flattered...

Ian- I used to make my ex bust up laughing even when we were arguing, what can I say? I try to find the humor in everything.

You know Terra, I sympathize with the roommate problem. I had a roommate once who would put out cigarettes on the carpet. Keep in mind the fact that I don't smoke. Oh, and he stole from me the following items: a computer, a computer desk, a bookshelf... hmmm, oh yeah! And my credit score! After I left the apartment, I never got the utilities changed out of my name, and neither did he! So I was getting utilities bills that I didn't know about and were not forwarded to me. Oh, he didn't pay 'em. So eventually, I find out that I have about two grand worth of ten-months late utilities bills piling up at an apartment I don't live in!!! Stupid freakin' roommates.

Well, nice to meetcha. I stumbled upon your blog, vomited forth a completely random story, and now I shall take my leave. Perhaps I shall bookmark your blog, see what else your roommate manages to do...

So long!

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