I'm Trash, But Not White Trash and That, My Friend, Makes All The Difference In The World
...
I hope.
My cousin called me up yesterday and said his hearing is coming up, could I write him a letter saying that I don't think he'll kill any more people in the near future?
"Huh? I didn't think you had killed anyone."
"Oh yeah... I meant rob."
"You robbed people?"
"Y..no. I said launder illegal drug money."
"Did you rob people?"
"No, look I'm just busy. Sometimes I say things I don't really mean."
"Like you're a murderer that used to rob people?"
"Yeah"
"Hey E... try not to fuck up in court"
"K"
Anyway, so here's my letter:
Dear Powers That Be,
My cousin has changed a lot in the past week... I mean years. I don't think he would beat people up or smuggle weapons just because he was bored. Now he has a hobby. He plays scrabble...
.... alot.
I think he stole all my cd's last week... but I forgive him.
Because he has a knife to my neck.
Signed,
Terra
PS
Help
I hope.
My cousin called me up yesterday and said his hearing is coming up, could I write him a letter saying that I don't think he'll kill any more people in the near future?
"Huh? I didn't think you had killed anyone."
"Oh yeah... I meant rob."
"You robbed people?"
"Y..no. I said launder illegal drug money."
"Did you rob people?"
"No, look I'm just busy. Sometimes I say things I don't really mean."
"Like you're a murderer that used to rob people?"
"Yeah"
"Hey E... try not to fuck up in court"
"K"
Anyway, so here's my letter:
Dear Powers That Be,
My cousin has changed a lot in the past week... I mean years. I don't think he would beat people up or smuggle weapons just because he was bored. Now he has a hobby. He plays scrabble...
.... alot.
I think he stole all my cd's last week... but I forgive him.
Because he has a knife to my neck.
Signed,
Terra
PS
Help
