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Thursday, April 21, 2005 

I Internet Love You if...

1. You buy me beer
2. You buy me patron
3. You buy me a case of beer
4. You buy me a bottle of patron
4. You buy me stock in ANY alcohol... always a good investment
5. You give me your virginity
6. You sacrifice things to me and build me an altar
7. You kill my roomie and bury her in an unmarked grave in the desert


You're going to internet love me so much!


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