Pussy Cat (or Cindy was my inspiration)
If I was a guy I would be super sweet to all my girlfriends and nickname them all kitten.
That's right. All of them. This will also help in the event I have more than one girlfriend at a time. This would happen a lot since I am so good in bed.
Anyway, I would call them all kitten, and as time wore on slowly I would slip into calling them, "Pussy Cat".
Some of them would look at me askance.
"Hmm. What's he doing?"
But then they would chalk it up to my quirky but irresistable charm.
Months later Pussy Cat would just be shortened to Pussy. Randomly at first but with more and more frequency. The GF's would be like, "Umm. Hey T? Do you realize you're calling me Pussy?" I would turn slightly red with feigned embarresment, "Oh man Pussy Cat. I'm sorry. You just remind me of a cute little pussy cat! Claws and all!" Then I would bight their neck and make sweet love to them until they forgot all about it.
Some girls would be too smart and accuse me of diabolical evil plans. Those are the girls I would kick out of my house screaming "WHORE!!".
I would also break all their shit and fed ex it to their work.
Eventually I would find a girl, marry her and her full time name would be Pussy.
Which is when I get my tattoo.
On my back.
I LOVE PUSSY!!!
Summer would be the best because I would walk all around the beaches with my shirt off, proudly showing off the fact that I love Pussy.
Pussy is good to me.
Horrified parents would scream at me for being such a pervert and I would be like, "You got something against Pussy? What has she ever done to you?"
At work I would tell everyone that I had to leave, "Pussy's waiting at home".
When my daughters were ready to start dating I would advise them by telling them stories of their Mother, "Now lot's of men wanted Pussy. She had to beat them off with a stick."
And of course I would always be fond of telling everyone about my lovely wife, "Pussy is the best damn thing that ever happened to me".
Pussy. It's what's for dinner.
That's right. All of them. This will also help in the event I have more than one girlfriend at a time. This would happen a lot since I am so good in bed.
Anyway, I would call them all kitten, and as time wore on slowly I would slip into calling them, "Pussy Cat".
Some of them would look at me askance.
"Hmm. What's he doing?"
But then they would chalk it up to my quirky but irresistable charm.
Months later Pussy Cat would just be shortened to Pussy. Randomly at first but with more and more frequency. The GF's would be like, "Umm. Hey T? Do you realize you're calling me Pussy?" I would turn slightly red with feigned embarresment, "Oh man Pussy Cat. I'm sorry. You just remind me of a cute little pussy cat! Claws and all!" Then I would bight their neck and make sweet love to them until they forgot all about it.
Some girls would be too smart and accuse me of diabolical evil plans. Those are the girls I would kick out of my house screaming "WHORE!!".
I would also break all their shit and fed ex it to their work.
Eventually I would find a girl, marry her and her full time name would be Pussy.
Which is when I get my tattoo.
On my back.
I LOVE PUSSY!!!
Summer would be the best because I would walk all around the beaches with my shirt off, proudly showing off the fact that I love Pussy.
Pussy is good to me.
Horrified parents would scream at me for being such a pervert and I would be like, "You got something against Pussy? What has she ever done to you?"
At work I would tell everyone that I had to leave, "Pussy's waiting at home".
When my daughters were ready to start dating I would advise them by telling them stories of their Mother, "Now lot's of men wanted Pussy. She had to beat them off with a stick."
And of course I would always be fond of telling everyone about my lovely wife, "Pussy is the best damn thing that ever happened to me".
Pussy. It's what's for dinner.
