Chronicles of Madness

about stardust and praise. Make it unending with children that play, mothers that cook and dogs that run away.

 

translation: this is one of those weeks/months/years/lifetimes when i feel completely uninspired and hopelessly out talented. TA DA! that was my magic trick of the year.

 

What?

 

You don't know what the trick was?

 

Well, me either. So shut the fuck up.

 

Last night I kept smelling pee. Everywhere I went, pee. it stunk so bad. i got down on my hands and knees but the smell kept coming and going randomly. Finally, when it was it's strongest, i noticed that the dog was sitting next to me with a nice yellow slash on his forehead.

 

Kudos cats.

 

I don't know which one of you done it, but... kudos.